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G60: GODZILLA VS. MOTHRA & GODZILLA VS. SPACEGODZILLA
How did we get here? I mean to the point where a giant moth with two six-inch tall twins just a short skirt away from fetish territory for interpreters became Godzilla’s most popular opponent? I like...
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G60: GODZILLA VS. MECHAGODZILLA 2
“Finally, the f___ing time has come to put our f___ing technology to the final, f___ing test…” (*expletives mine) It has dawned on me that I have gone far too long without discussing suit actor...
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G60: GODZILLA VS. DESTOROYAH
Have you even watched the films, General? Let’s play the Heisei Godzilla Series tropes game! It’s as simple as counting all the clichés and over-used narrative devices in the films from 1989’s Godzilla...
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G60: GODZILLA 2000
I guarantee you’ll sit through this movie like CRAP THROUGH A GOOSE. Remember that wave of new millennium-inspired names that cropped up everywhere in anticipation of the year 2000? It seemed like...
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G60: GODZILLA X MEGAGUIRUS
We have something a little different for G60 today. Rather than merely voice my own opinions on 2000’s Godzilla X Megaguirus (GxM), I wanted to get an insider’s perspective. So I called up my industry...
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G60: GMK
One of my favorite things about 2001’s GMK (drumroll please…. Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack) is that it can be used as an observation of basic psychology in so many...
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G60: GODZILLA X MECHAGODZILLA
“This is one of the good ones,” I confidently told my roommate who has bravely watched almost all 28 Godzilla films with me over the past year. I believed it at the time. After all, my memories of...
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G60: GODZILLA: TOKYO S.O.S.
Dear Tokyo S.O.S., I have something to tell you. You’re a much better film than I gave you credit for. In the eleven years since your release (Has it really been that long? I feel like I’m just now...
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G60: GODZILLA FINAL WARS
It’s the last official Godzilla film from Toho – the 50th anniversary celebration – the glorious, indefinite sendoff to a beloved cinema icon – the… worst Godzilla movie in over thirty years? It’s...
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G60: GODZILLA (2014)
I am become death, destroyer of perceptions. This is not a review. As of this writing we are two weeks removed from opening weekend and critics’ opinions of Godzilla (2014) are by now well documented....
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